The Butter-Finger Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.