The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.