The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Allen was due a breakout.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.