The Late Scratch Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- The QB looks at Allen exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Allen will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.