The Snap Count Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.