The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.