The Inch-Short Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“The QB looks at Allen exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
81%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.