The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Allen scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
72%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.