The Late Scratch Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Allen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.