The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.