The Phantom Flag Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.
- Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.