The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Allen's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.