The Hamstring Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Ref: "Number Allen, that's a flag." Allen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Allen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Allen, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.