The Butter-Finger Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- The QB looks at Allen exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.
74%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.