The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Cincinnati's biggest rival.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.