The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Allen was due a breakout.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
91%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.