The Phantom Holding Hex of Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen · KC · WR
“Allen gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
79%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Allen, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cyrus Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cyrus Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cyrus Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.