The Late Scratch Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Every deep ball Prescott throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- The broadcast shows Prescott on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Prescott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.