The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Prescott's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.