The Overthrow Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A mysterious flag erases Prescott's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Prescott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.