The Hamstring Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
81%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Prescott's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.