The Sack Spiral Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
83%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Prescott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.