The Hamstring Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Prescott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.