The Overthrow Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Prescott finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Prescott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.