The Mystery Tweak Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Ref: "Number Prescott, that's a flag." Prescott: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Prescott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.