The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Ref: "Number Prescott, that's a flag." Prescott: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Every deep ball Prescott throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
84%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Prescott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.