The Intentional Grounding Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
74%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Prescott's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.