The Phantom Flag Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Prescott: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Prescott, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.