The Intentional Grounding Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Prescott gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Prescott's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.