The Phantom Flag Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Prescott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.