The Phantom Flag Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Prescott: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
77%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Prescott's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.