The Intentional Grounding Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Prescott: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Mississippi State's biggest rival.
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
87%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
Prescott, Prescott, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.