The Phantom Flag Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Prescott, that's a flag." Prescott: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Prescott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.