The Checkdown Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
90%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Prescott's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.