The Late Scratch Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- The play clock hits zero on Prescott four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Prescott audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
84%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Prescott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.