The Sideline-Scold Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“The broadcast shows Prescott on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Mississippi State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Prescott's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.