The Hamstring Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- A mysterious flag erases Prescott's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Prescott is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Prescott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.