The Sideline-Scold Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Prescott's stadium. Only over Prescott.
77%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Prescott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.