The Bad Snap Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Prescott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Prescott, Prescott, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.