The Snap Count Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Prescott's stadium. Only over Prescott.
73%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Prescott, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.