The Sideline-Scold Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Mississippi State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Prescott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.