The Checkdown Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Prescott scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Prescott's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.