The Phantom Flag Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Prescott four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Mississippi State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Prescott's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.