The Sideline-Scold Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Prescott scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.