The Checkdown Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Prescott finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Prescott, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.