The Kneel-Down Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Prescott sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Prescott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.