The Pick-Six Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- The play clock hits zero on Prescott four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Prescott gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
87%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Prescott's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.