The Snap Count Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Prescott audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
84%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Prescott scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.