The Bad Snap Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“At 33, Prescott is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- Prescott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Mississippi State's biggest rival.
- Prescott is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Prescott, Prescott, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.