The Phantom Flag Hex of Dak Prescott
Dak Prescott · DAL · QB
“Prescott will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Prescott's week
- A mysterious flag erases Prescott's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Prescott takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
75%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Prescott's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Dak Prescott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Dak Prescott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Dak Prescott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.